If it doesn’t begin with “I” and end with “Me,” the female Aries isn’t interested in the conversation. Ask how her day has been and be prepared for all the boring details. She thinks that because she’s fascinated with herself, why, naturally, so are you.

A female Ram will compete with you on every level. Land a huge account, and she’ll tell you that it was just dumb luck, while touting her own conquest of the day. Tell her you just won the Lotto and she’ll say, “That’s nice, but I just broke a fingernail!”

She’s impatient, critical, and will start and stop as many projects as a Gemini. The difference is that when Aries starts something, it’s with one intent only, to end up at the head of the line. There’s nothing altruistic about this babe. She wants power, status, and lots of dough. And, to get it, she’ll drive herself, and you, to frenzy. If you want to be treated like a man, marry any other sign in the Universe. If you want to be told what to wear, eat, think, plus be constantly reminded that she is faster, better and smarter than you, here’s your girl. Think of Mama Rose in Gypsy, the eternal stage mother, the woman who expects everyone to live her dream, dangle in her shadow.

She’s as jealous as Scorpio. But, don’t mistake her green-eyed snarling as insecurity. Jealousy in all Rams comes from the need to be first. Even the kids will have to take a back seat to her in your affections. Prone to frequent temper tantrums, she is the perfect example of a pushy broad determined to get her way come hell or high water. She’s not squeamish about who she has to walk on, or sleep with, to get to the top of her chosen field.

Joan Crawford and archrival Bette Davis are perfect examples of why the Aries female is known as the Queen Bitch of the Universe, and deserves the title. The legendary feud between the two stars was well known in the Hollywood of the forties and fifties.

Davis said of Crawford, "She's slept with every male star at MGM except Lassie." In return Crawford said, "I don't hate Bette Davis…take away the pop eyes, the cigarette, and those funny clipped words and what have you got?”

When the pair co-starred in Whatever Happened To Baby Jane, Bette had a Coca-Cola machine installed to irk Joan because of her affiliation with Pepsi. Joan got revenge by putting weights in her pockets when Davis had to drag her across the floor during a key scene. In an interview after filming wrapped, Davis said, “The best time I had working with Joan was when I pushed her down the stairs.”

Remember this with your own firebrand. For every night you snuggle her on the sofa, you’ll spend the next ten either dodging verbal or physical darts, or in an endless whirl of friends, dinners out, and rushing to be the first in line at the latest movie.

The female Ram can out gun, out run, out shoot, out talk and out smart every one around her. How do you know? Just ask her. Like Leo man, an Aries woman is a legend—in her own mind."